Post by Derek on Aug 13, 2009 22:29:34 GMT -5
DerekOwnsAlll (9:41:54 PM): how goes the drinking and volleyball
afolino11 (9:42:00 PM): it goes hahah
DerekOwnsAlll (9:42:03 PM): lol
afolino11 (9:42:20 PM): i'm not drunk tonight surprisingly
DerekOwnsAlll (9:42:26 PM): yet...
DerekOwnsAlll (9:42:29 PM): lol
afolino11 (9:43:04 PM): good point
afolino11 (9:43:06 PM): i might go up
DerekOwnsAlll (9:43:10 PM): lol
DerekOwnsAlll (9:43:25 PM): so whats up
afolino11 (9:44:02 PM): wow i said up instead of out i'm retarded anyways nothing much at all really
DerekOwnsAlll (9:44:08 PM): lol
afolino11 (9:44:27 PM): i'm bored right now
DerekOwnsAlll (9:44:33 PM): start drinking
DerekOwnsAlll (9:44:40 PM): lol
afolino11 (9:44:42 PM): i think i am
afolino11 (9:44:45 PM): drink with me? hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (9:44:58 PM): cyber drinking
DerekOwnsAlll (9:44:59 PM): lol
afolino11 (9:45:07 PM): hahha we're classy
DerekOwnsAlll (9:45:41 PM): www.recipetips.com/images/recipe/beverages/gin_tonic.jpg
DerekOwnsAlll (9:45:45 PM): bought u a drink
afolino11 is available (9:47:54 PM)
afolino11 (9:48:04 PM): sorry about that hahah
DerekOwnsAlll (9:48:16 PM): what was that about
afolino11 (9:49:03 PM): for you my good sir
afolino11 (9:49:04 PM): i103.photobucket.com/albums/m155/esteeaz420/vodka1.jpg
DerekOwnsAlll (9:49:19 PM): lmao
afolino11 (9:50:25 PM): drink up! haha
DerekOwnsAlll (9:50:43 PM): why cant i play in the veto
afolino11 (9:51:14 PM): hahahha cause you're derek
DerekOwnsAlll (9:51:25 PM): i ahvent won anythign lol
afolino11 (9:51:49 PM): to be honest people have been saying you're in an alliance with Lauren and Juice
DerekOwnsAlll (9:52:01 PM): people who?
afolino11 (9:52:08 PM): but i promised juice i wouldn't stop him from competing
afolino11 (9:52:35 PM): so i thought id stop him, his two counterparts and the other nominee
afolino11 (9:53:15 PM): if what i've heard is wrong, so be it
afolino11 (9:53:20 PM): i'm not gonna spread out names though
DerekOwnsAlll (9:53:24 PM): hmmm
DerekOwnsAlll (9:53:27 PM): ok
DerekOwnsAlll (9:53:34 PM): u know you coulda just asked me
DerekOwnsAlll (9:53:38 PM): everyone knows i wont lie
afolino11 (9:53:46 PM): i didn't feel like you trusted me enough
DerekOwnsAlll (9:54:03 PM): i dont trust anyone really but im still not a liar
DerekOwnsAlll (9:54:42 PM): seriously i made it thru 2 season of erines games i lied once
afolino11 (9:55:28 PM): that's good
afolino11 (9:55:32 PM): i didn't really lie in my last game
DerekOwnsAlll (9:56:33 PM): cool
afolino11 (9:56:43 PM): but it happens
afolino11 (9:56:44 PM): sorry dude
afolino11 (9:56:48 PM): it's really nothing personal
DerekOwnsAlll (9:56:49 PM): its all good
afolino11 (9:56:58 PM): you've been a cool guy to get to know and it's not like your nominated
afolino11 (9:57:17 PM): i'd just like the noms to stay the same
DerekOwnsAlll (9:57:25 PM): who do u want out
afolino11 (9:58:20 PM): either/or
afolino11 (9:58:25 PM): as long as one of them goes
afolino11 (9:58:35 PM): i haven't gotten to know rod that well though so maybe i sohuldn't form an opinion
afolino11 (10:02:08 PM): but it just seemed the best way to go right now
afolino11 (10:02:15 PM): now can we get back to drinking
DerekOwnsAlll (10:02:19 PM): yess
DerekOwnsAlll (10:02:24 PM): wanna go shot for shot?
afolino11 (10:02:36 PM): pleasee hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:03:26 PM): farm1.static.flickr.com/153/420038884_ba9fb84995.jpg
DerekOwnsAlll (10:03:30 PM): heres a set for you
afolino11 (10:03:49 PM): oh geeze haha
afolino11 (10:03:52 PM): which ones do you want
DerekOwnsAlll (10:04:05 PM): i got my own those are fo u
DerekOwnsAlll (10:04:06 PM): lol
afolino11 (10:04:17 PM): well i am going to be shitfaced in afew minutes hahaha
afolino11 (10:04:20 PM):
DerekOwnsAlll (10:04:23 PM): lulz
afolino11 (10:04:25 PM): cyber-drunk
DerekOwnsAlll (10:05:17 PM): i got a bottle of grey goose as a gift the other day
DerekOwnsAlll (10:05:51 PM): i started a new job and a coworker gave me it and said here u will need this
afolino11 (10:06:04 PM): HAHAHAHH
afolino11 (10:06:05 PM): no shit
afolino11 (10:06:07 PM): nice gift
afolino11 (10:06:09 PM): did you like it?
DerekOwnsAlll (10:06:14 PM): yup
afolino11 (10:06:25 PM): its delicious
DerekOwnsAlll (10:07:20 PM): i was like yeaaaa boi
DerekOwnsAlll (10:07:21 PM): lol
afolino11 (10:08:50 PM): i wish my co-workers got me that
afolino11 (10:08:59 PM): but then again i didnt really need it hahaha i work with coffee
afolino11 (10:09:03 PM): although i get drunk all the time anyways
DerekOwnsAlll (10:09:03 PM): lol
DerekOwnsAlll (10:09:08 PM): irish coffe
afolino11 (10:09:13 PM): hahaha
afolino11 (10:11:08 PM): so where do you st and in this game hahha
afolino11 (10:11:13 PM): you've been pretty low key since the beginning
DerekOwnsAlll (10:11:38 PM): i stand that i came in to this game and got my number one enemy ever out!
DerekOwnsAlll (10:11:41 PM): so im thrilled
DerekOwnsAlll (10:11:42 PM): lol
afolino11 (10:11:45 PM): hahaaha
afolino11 (10:11:52 PM): i dont have any enemies
DerekOwnsAlll (10:12:03 PM): bud = e vil
afolino11 (10:12:18 PM): thats what i've heard
DerekOwnsAlll (10:14:50 PM): so know im here just trying to do the best i can
afolino11 (10:15:00 PM): you'll be fine
DerekOwnsAlll (10:15:28 PM): i hope so cuz if everyone thinks im in an alliance with juice and lauren then if someone coems down im going up
afolino11 (10:15:35 PM): you sohuld be ok
DerekOwnsAlll (10:15:36 PM): laurens safe this week
afolino11 (10:16:00 PM): hannah is hannah
afolino11 (10:16:08 PM): and i ahve no idea what she's doing
DerekOwnsAlll (10:16:17 PM): u know hannah?
DerekOwnsAlll (10:16:19 PM): well?
afolino11 (10:16:25 PM): no i don't know hannah
afolino11 (10:16:31 PM): just from what i saw in her game play in season 2
DerekOwnsAlll (10:16:35 PM): lol shes random
afolino11 (10:16:38 PM): i read through the seasons quickly
DerekOwnsAlll (10:16:41 PM): i didnt like her in s2
afolino11 (10:16:55 PM): hahahhaa
DerekOwnsAlll (10:17:32 PM): i was alex in s2 and she screwed me
afolino11 (10:17:50 PM): ah
afolino11 (10:17:51 PM): well
afolino11 (10:17:56 PM): is everything ok now
afolino11 (10:18:03 PM): i didnt realize you were alex, i probably knew but forgot
DerekOwnsAlll (10:18:14 PM): but we got over it and we are great allie when we played a diff gsame together
DerekOwnsAlll (10:18:15 PM): lol
afolino11 (10:18:29 PM): thats good
DerekOwnsAlll (10:18:45 PM): how did u do in ur season?
afolino11 (10:19:03 PM): second place
DerekOwnsAlll (10:19:09 PM): ouch
afolino11 (10:19:16 PM): yeah
afolino11 (10:19:17 PM): hahahah
afolino11 (10:19:23 PM): lost to Juice, who played as Andii
DerekOwnsAlll (10:19:26 PM): lulz
DerekOwnsAlll (10:19:31 PM): bitter?
afolino11 (10:20:53 PM): me?
DerekOwnsAlll (10:21:00 PM): yeah\
afolino11 (10:21:01 PM): i dont play the bitter card
afolino11 (10:21:01 PM): hahahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:21:05 PM): i do
afolino11 (10:21:06 PM): but i mean it hurt
afolino11 (10:21:10 PM): he was my final two though
afolino11 (10:21:18 PM): so it was just a "good game, whoever wins wins"
DerekOwnsAlll (10:21:20 PM): wow gfu
DerekOwnsAlll (10:21:31 PM): wow i respect that
afolino11 (10:21:41 PM): what were we supposed to do
afolino11 (10:21:49 PM): we didn't throw each other under the bus in jury questioning
afolino11 (10:21:56 PM): we didn't call each other out
afolino11 (10:22:02 PM): we played the game and we played it together
DerekOwnsAlll (10:22:16 PM): lol me and my friend got to f2
DerekOwnsAlll (10:22:38 PM): and we said ok jury questioning is nothing personal and we went off on each other
DerekOwnsAlll (10:22:40 PM): lol
afolino11 (10:23:00 PM): hahahhaha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:23:23 PM): lol seriously it was fun
afolino11 (10:23:52 PM): hahahaha
afolino11 (10:24:01 PM): i couldn't do that hahah but i understand where you're coming from
DerekOwnsAlll (10:26:11 PM): www.pattayaroses.com/photos/JDBOTTLE.jpg
DerekOwnsAlll (10:26:13 PM): woo
DerekOwnsAlll (10:26:15 PM): lol
afolino11 (10:26:24 PM): you have got to be kidding
afolino11 (10:26:25 PM): jack daniels
afolino11 (10:26:26 PM): is
afolino11 (10:26:28 PM): THE
afolino11 (10:26:28 PM): devil
afolino11 (10:26:29 PM): hahahah
DerekOwnsAlll (10:26:33 PM): lol
afolino11 (10:26:46 PM): you want to see a completely different person, get me on that
DerekOwnsAlll (10:26:57 PM): fine ill get u something else
afolino11 (10:26:59 PM): hahahhaha
afolino11 (10:27:02 PM): naw i'll do it
afolino11 (10:27:12 PM): but i might be a dirty whore later or something hahhahahha who knows
DerekOwnsAlll (10:27:23 PM): ljplus.ru/img/k/u/kuzj/jagermeister.jpg
DerekOwnsAlll (10:27:29 PM): lmao
afolino11 (10:27:31 PM): thats better hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:28:21 PM): lol
afolino11 (10:30:14 PM): but i just bought you a prairie fire hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:31:55 PM): idk that one
afolino11 (10:32:06 PM): its disgusting
afolino11 (10:32:08 PM): and was my birthday shot
afolino11 (10:32:15 PM): dont do it unless its your bday hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:34:38 PM): ur making me curios
afolino11 (10:34:47 PM): hahahahah
afolino11 (10:34:53 PM): about drinks? hahaha
afolino11 (10:35:05 PM): get it for a friend who doesnt know about it hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:35:08 PM): abpout that drink
DerekOwnsAlll (10:35:13 PM): lmao i will
afolino11 (10:35:17 PM): try it out hahaha
afolino11 (10:35:23 PM): i mean if you dont mind tequila its not bad
afolino11 (10:35:33 PM): i like hot sauce and tequila but the two arent the greatest combo
DerekOwnsAlll (10:36:10 PM): lol
DerekOwnsAlll (10:37:33 PM): lmao
DerekOwnsAlll (10:37:38 PM): i got a friend
DerekOwnsAlll (10:37:39 PM): lol
afolino11 (10:37:53 PM): hahahah
afolino11 (10:37:58 PM): you two should go and take that shot
afolino11 (10:37:59 PM): hahaha
afolino11 (10:51:25 PM): did you guys go drink it up? hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:51:57 PM): he left
DerekOwnsAlll (10:51:59 PM): lmao
DerekOwnsAlll (10:52:03 PM): he got pissed and left
afolino11 (10:52:06 PM): ?
DerekOwnsAlll (10:52:16 PM): i gave him the shot
afolino11 (10:52:16 PM): just got mad and left hahahhaa
DerekOwnsAlll (10:52:17 PM): lmao
afolino11 (10:52:20 PM): mhm sureee
afolino11 (10:52:20 PM): hahahah
DerekOwnsAlll (10:52:50 PM): he punched me
DerekOwnsAlll (10:52:51 PM): lol
afolino11 (10:53:03 PM): mhm derek hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:53:07 PM): lol
afolino11 (10:53:14 PM): you're a geek hahaha
afolino11 (10:53:25 PM): and i defintiely actually poure myself one strong ass drink
DerekOwnsAlll (10:53:26 PM): lol soo not
afolino11 (10:53:31 PM): you so are
afolino11 (10:53:31 PM): !
afolino11 (10:53:32 PM): hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:53:36 PM): no
afolino11 (10:53:39 PM): mhm
afolino11 (10:53:39 PM): hahahaha
afolino11 (10:53:56 PM): i'll win this battle hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:54:07 PM): lol u so wont i could soo outdrink u
afolino11 (10:54:12 PM): bulllll
afolino11 (10:54:13 PM): hahahaha
afolino11 (10:54:29 PM): i call bullshit onyou my friend haha
afolino11 (10:54:31 PM): man up and show me hahhaa
DerekOwnsAlll (10:54:47 PM): lets do it
afolino11 (10:54:54 PM): all right hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:55:03 PM): im in ny where u at
afolino11 (10:55:06 PM): come to canada, i'll show you real drinking
afolino11 (10:55:12 PM): where in ny?
afolino11 (10:55:15 PM): like nyc?
DerekOwnsAlll (10:55:17 PM): staten island
DerekOwnsAlll (10:55:18 PM): yeah
afolino11 (10:55:24 PM): mm, i'm near toronto
DerekOwnsAlll (10:55:32 PM): ill mee u half way
afolino11 (10:55:40 PM): sounds good
DerekOwnsAlll (10:55:46 PM): lol when we leaving?
afolino11 (10:55:53 PM): tomorrow at noon hahahah
afolino11 (10:55:53 PM):
DerekOwnsAlll (10:56:00 PM): ill be there
DerekOwnsAlll (10:56:01 PM): lmao
afolino11 (10:56:12 PM): perfect hahha
afolino11 (10:56:26 PM): bring some of your pastries
afolino11 (10:56:27 PM): etc
afolino11 (10:56:28 PM): ahhahha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:56:48 PM): lets see where can we go where they hate canadians as much as new yorkers
afolino11 (10:56:54 PM): hahhaha
afolino11 (10:56:55 PM): no where
afolino11 (10:56:55 PM):
DerekOwnsAlll (10:56:58 PM): BOSTON!
DerekOwnsAlll (10:56:59 PM): lol
afolino11 (10:57:03 PM): hahahhaa
afolino11 (10:57:18 PM): boston loves us hahhahaa
DerekOwnsAlll (10:57:38 PM): lol no one loves you
DerekOwnsAlll (10:57:39 PM): lol
afolino11 (10:57:47 PM): ooo you just busted tthat out
afolino11 (10:57:49 PM): i see how it is
afolino11 (10:57:53 PM): youre just jealous hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:58:13 PM): just stay OOT of america
DerekOwnsAlll (10:58:14 PM): lmao
afolino11 (10:58:22 PM): really eh haha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:58:34 PM): whats that ABOOT
afolino11 (10:58:38 PM):
afolino11 (10:58:39 PM): you would
afolino11 (10:58:43 PM): you yankeeee hahhaha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:58:49 PM): lol
afolino11 (10:58:51 PM): wwe dont say it like that hahahha
afolino11 (10:58:59 PM): the only thing i say that is extremely canadian is eh
DerekOwnsAlll (10:59:07 PM): do u have ur polar bear liscense yet?
afolino11 (10:59:13 PM):
afolino11 (10:59:21 PM): hahaha
afolino11 (10:59:25 PM): i don't even know what to say to you hahaha
afolino11 (10:59:37 PM): i don't want to diss the entire population of the game hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:59:40 PM): lol i got a few canada joke form another friend of mine
DerekOwnsAlll (10:59:48 PM): lol
afolino11 (10:59:50 PM): mhm
afolino11 (10:59:52 PM): another friend eh
afolino11 (10:59:55 PM): who are these imaginary guys hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (11:00:07 PM): lol
afolino11 (11:00:15 PM): mhm thats right
afolino11 (11:00:16 PM): i win
afolino11 (11:00:16 PM): hahahah
DerekOwnsAlll (11:00:40 PM): w/e at least i have more teeth then fingers
DerekOwnsAlll (11:00:48 PM): i WIN
afolino11 (11:01:09 PM): yea not much i can say to that
afolino11 (11:01:13 PM): i personally have a full set of teeth hahah
DerekOwnsAlll (11:01:16 PM): lol
afolino11 (11:01:20 PM): and a nice set at that
afolino11 (11:01:44 PM): hahaha
afolino11 (11:01:45 PM):
DerekOwnsAlll (11:02:11 PM): lol
afolino11 (11:02:38 PM): that pic isnt actually you right?
DerekOwnsAlll (11:02:56 PM): no is ur u?
afolino11 (11:03:01 PM): yes sir haha
DerekOwnsAlll (11:03:18 PM): lol ae?
DerekOwnsAlll (11:03:20 PM): really
afolino11 (11:03:32 PM): american eagle, yes shut up hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (11:03:45 PM): have u met charlie
DerekOwnsAlll (11:03:46 PM): lol
afolino11 (11:03:51 PM): have i met charlie?
afolino11 (11:03:53 PM): no
afolino11 (11:03:54 PM): hahaha
afolino11 (11:03:58 PM): i might'v emissed the joke
afolino11 (11:03:59 PM): hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (11:04:04 PM): his aim is aeboi
DerekOwnsAlll (11:04:05 PM): lol
afolino11 (11:04:08 PM): oh no hahaha
afolino11 (11:04:12 PM): i haven't been around much hahah
afolino11 (11:04:27 PM): in this gaming world
DerekOwnsAlll (11:04:35 PM): lol
DerekOwnsAlll (11:04:44 PM): well im gonna tell u all my canadian jokes
DerekOwnsAlll (11:04:45 PM): lol
DerekOwnsAlll (11:04:48 PM): Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to
pass a tractor on the highway.
afolino11 (11:04:59 PM): those sound like southern us jokes to me
afolino11 (11:05:00 PM): hahahaha
afolino11 (11:05:04 PM): but continue
afolino11 (11:05:07 PM): copying and pasting
afolino11 (11:05:08 PM): hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (11:05:26 PM): Vacation" means going to Moncton for the weekend.
DerekOwnsAlll (11:05:43 PM): You measure distance in hours
afolino11 (11:05:59 PM): mhm
DerekOwnsAlll (11:06:00 PM): You know several people who have hit a deer.
afolino11 (11:06:01 PM): sure
afolino11 (11:06:05 PM): hahha thats funny
afolino11 (11:06:06 PM): cause i do
afolino11 (11:06:07 PM): haahaa
DerekOwnsAlll (11:06:11 PM): You often switchfrom "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
afolino11 (11:06:18 PM): oh shut up hahaha
afolino11 (11:06:20 PM): thats not our faulty
afolino11 (11:06:21 PM): aaah
DerekOwnsAlll (11:06:31 PM): You use a down filled comforter in the summer.
afolino11 (11:06:44 PM):
DerekOwnsAlll (11:06:45 PM): Your Grandparents drive 100 kmthrough 13 feet of snow during raging blizzard without flinching.
DerekOwnsAlll (11:07:27 PM): You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
DerekOwnsAlll (11:07:40 PM): You install security lights on both your house and garage and goand leave both unlocked.
afolino11 (11:07:40 PM): hahaha
afolino11 (11:07:43 PM): are you done yet hahhahahaa
afolino11 (11:07:49 PM): loser hahhaha
afolino11 (11:08:00 PM): we are very trusting people haha
DerekOwnsAlll (11:08:06 PM): You think of the major food groups as: Meat, Fish and Tim Hortons.
afolino11 (11:08:28 PM): i so work at Tim Hortons
afolino11 (11:08:30 PM): thats hilarious
DerekOwnsAlll (11:08:36 PM): lmao
DerekOwnsAlll (11:08:40 PM): You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them.
afolino11 (11:08:48 PM): everyone should
afolino11 (11:08:48 PM): hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (11:08:54 PM): There are seven empty cars running in the parking lot of the Canadian Tirestore at any given time.
afolino11 (11:09:13 PM): lol
DerekOwnsAlll (11:09:15 PM): You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
DerekOwnsAlll (11:09:33 PM): Driving is better in thewinter because the potholes are filled with snow.
DerekOwnsAlll (11:09:44 PM): Your lingerie consists of tube socks and flannel pajamas.
DerekOwnsAlll (11:10:04 PM): You know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter and Construction.
afolino11 (11:10:19 PM): we're fighting
afolino11 (11:10:20 PM): hahahah
DerekOwnsAlll (11:10:26 PM): It takes three hours to go to the store for one item, even when you're in a hurry because you have to stop and
talk to everybody in town.
DerekOwnsAlll (11:10:42 PM): You actually understand these jokes
DerekOwnsAlll (11:10:46 PM): lol
afolino11 (11:10:51 PM): mhm
afolino11 (11:10:53 PM): derek
afolino11 (11:10:56 PM): we are no longer friends
afolino11 (11:10:56 PM): hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (11:11:00 PM): lol
afolino11 (11:11:17 PM): you laugh now hahaha
afolino11 (11:11:43 PM): but when i outdrink you and then knock you to your feet
afolino11 (11:11:46 PM): you better watch out hahha
DerekOwnsAlll (11:12:04 PM): Hah u wont even remember buddy
afolino11 (11:12:09 PM): i so will hahahah
afolino11 (11:12:22 PM): i'm not even drunk
afolino11 (11:12:23 PM): hahhaa
DerekOwnsAlll (11:12:46 PM): You know you're from Staten Island when wifebeater tank tops are a staple in your wardrobe.
You know you're from Staten Island when you used to wear parachute pants & Sweet Orr's to school everyday.
You know you're from Staten Island when you refer to Manhatten as "the city".
You know you're from Staten Island when you're used to the 2 hour commute time to "the city".
You know you're from Staten Island when you prefer not to take off your shoes while walking on the beach
DerekOwnsAlll (11:12:51 PM): those are my diggs
DerekOwnsAlll (11:12:52 PM): lol
afolino11 (11:13:12 PM): hhahha
afolino11 (11:13:20 PM): those are like minisucle compared to mine hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (11:13:25 PM): You know you're from Staten Island when you attended an out of city college because you promised yourself you would leave Staten Island after you graduated High School.
You know you're from Staten Island when you know where all the red light cameras are hidden in the Island.
You know you're from Staten Island when you find parking in other NYC boroughs extremely difficult.
You know you're from Staten Island when there is only one shopping mall you know of... and it's called "the Mall".
You know you're from Staten Island when you can name the entire food court in the Mall from left to right.
You know you're from Staten Island when you will wait on line for 45 minutes just for a Ralph's Ice in the summertime.
DerekOwnsAlll (11:13:55 PM): You know you're from Staten Island when you know the difference between Richmond Rd., Richmond Ave., and Richmond Terrace.
You know you're from Staten Island when doing your hair in the morning took longer than your commute time to school.
You know you're from Staten Island when you used to hang out in the schoolyard at night smoking white owl blunts and drinking 40's with your buddies because there was never anywhere to go.
You know you're from Staten Island when on nights you weren't hanging out in the schoolyard, you were hanging out in front of 7-11 or in the Pathmark parking lot smoking blunts & drinking 40's with your buddies.
You know you're from Staten Island when you would usually end up at a diner or Country Donuts after hanging out every night.
You know you're from Staten Island when a Japanese Hibachi house named after a Korean folk song and cooked by Chinese chefs is what you call authentic Japanese cuisine. (yeah, I know we all look the same.)
DerekOwnsAlll (11:14:21 PM): You know you're from Staten Island when you've gone sledding at Latourette Golf Course during the winter.
You know you're from Staten Island when at least one of your relatives or in-law's is fluent in Italian.
You know you're from Staten Island when you do most of your food shopping at the corner deli.
You know you're from Staten Island when you or someone you know has a tribal band or some sort of tibal art tattooed on their body, and doesn’t know what it means. It just looks cool.
You know you're from Staten Island when someone you know has a lifetime membership to Tanning Loft.
You know you're from Staten Island when everyone you know claims to be "connected".
You know you're from Staten Island when you still blast TKA & Noel in your car while driving.
You know you're from Staten Island when you have at some point owned an Iroc-Z Camaro or a Mustang 5.0.
(rollin' in my 5.0)
DerekOwnsAlll (11:14:40 PM): You know you're from Staten Island when grades 6-8 are called "Intermediate School" (e.g., IS 61), not middle school or junior high.
You know you're from Staten Island when you refer to every highway on the Island as "The Expressway".
You know you're from Staten Island when you've snuck onto the Wagner College campus parking lot with your gf/bf to make out. (*cough* never! *cough*)
You know you're from Staten Island when you've been cut off by a ghetto modded Honda Civic with badly distorted booming bass rattling its trunk lid.
Sweet! All that's missing are the "No Fear" stickers & you just been pimped playa!
DerekOwnsAlll (11:15:00 PM): You know you're from Staten Island when you have chased someone down in your car for cutting you off just to give them the finger.
You know you're from Staten Island when a new development of townhouses has recently sprung up in your neighborhood.
You know you're from Staten Island when the shocks in your car are pretty much shot.
You know you're from Staten Island when you feel the strange urge to look at the people in the car next to you when stopped at a red light to see if it's someone you know.
You know you're from Staten Island when you've rarely driven South past exit 7 on the New Jersey Turnpike.
You know you're from Staten Island when your idea of paradise is the Jersey Shore.
You know you're from Staten Island when "Fuggetabodit", "Git the **** atta here!" & "Ish right here, arright?" are all parts of your daily vernacular. (*grabs crotch*)
You know you're from Staten Island when you refer to your hometown as "Shao-Lin".
afolino11 (11:15:21 PM): hahhaha
afolino11 (11:15:23 PM): did you do this one
afolino11 (11:15:23 PM): You know you're from Staten Island when you've snuck onto the Wagner College campus parking lot with your gf/bf to make out. (*cough* never! *cough*)
afolino11 (11:15:24 PM): lmfao
DerekOwnsAlll (11:15:30 PM): lol.
afolino11 (11:15:37 PM): you so did hhhahaha
afolino11 (11:15:41 PM): classy just kidding
afolino11 (11:16:10 PM): i've done much worst
DerekOwnsAlll (11:16:23 PM): lol meee too
afolino11 (11:16:34 PM): HAHHAHA
DerekOwnsAlll (11:16:57 PM): lets see mr AE it was prb with a boy right
DerekOwnsAlll (11:16:58 PM): lol
afolino11 (11:17:45 PM): once hahaha never again though haha and it was a make out to see girls kiss hahahha
DerekOwnsAlll (11:17:57 PM): lol
afolino11 (11:18:02 PM): i'm classy hahhaaha
afolino11 (11:18:10 PM): and yours ....? hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (11:18:26 PM): some girl took my bacvk to "her house"
DerekOwnsAlll (11:18:37 PM): we did it in her pool
DerekOwnsAlll (11:18:55 PM): and then some people came out and it wasnt her pool/house/ anything
DerekOwnsAlll (11:19:03 PM): she even gave me a fake name
afolino11 (11:19:08 PM): hahahahhaha
afolino11 (11:19:13 PM): that's a class act
DerekOwnsAlll (11:19:22 PM): yes it is
DerekOwnsAlll (11:19:23 PM): lol
afolino11 (11:19:37 PM): hahahhaha
afolino11 (11:19:51 PM): my friends and i actually just went pool hopping the other day
afolino11 (11:19:53 PM): didnt get caught htough
DerekOwnsAlll (11:20:02 PM): it no fun unless u get caught
DerekOwnsAlll (11:20:03 PM): lol
afolino11 (11:20:06 PM): hahhahhahhaha
afolino11 (11:20:08 PM): well
afolino11 (11:20:12 PM): i would tend to disagree hahahhaa
afolino11 (11:20:32 PM): because
DerekOwnsAlll (11:20:36 PM): ehhh?
afolino11 (11:20:40 PM): i didnt want to get caught hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (11:20:51 PM): its more fun
DerekOwnsAlll (11:20:52 PM): lol
afolino11 (11:20:56 PM): i'm sure you called me ae boy
afolino11 (11:20:59 PM): you fucker hahahah
DerekOwnsAlll (11:21:11 PM): tlol that was awhile ago
afolino11 (11:21:15 PM): i know
afolino11 (11:21:21 PM): it just clicked though hahahha
DerekOwnsAlll (11:22:04 PM): lol late much
afolino11 (11:22:22 PM): i have a style hahahha mister i sleep with random girls in random pools hhahah
DerekOwnsAlll (11:23:04 PM): lol
DerekOwnsAlll (11:23:18 PM): have u ever done it in a pool?
afolino11 (11:23:26 PM): no i have not hahah
DerekOwnsAlll (11:23:32 PM): then u dont know shit
DerekOwnsAlll (11:23:33 PM): lol
afolino11 (11:23:34 PM): so i cannot say much to that
afolino11 (11:23:34 PM): hahahah
DerekOwnsAlll (11:23:54 PM): wierdest place?
afolino11 (11:24:16 PM): maybe not weirdest but on a park bench beside a playground
afolino11 (11:24:19 PM): i feel horrible
afolino11 (11:24:19 PM): hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (11:24:23 PM): lol
DerekOwnsAlll (11:24:50 PM): my absolute weirdest wasnt in the pool though
afolino11 (11:24:59 PM): do i even want to know
afolino11 (11:25:00 PM): hahahah
DerekOwnsAlll (11:25:17 PM): www.worldatlas.com/aatlas/infopage/fourcorners.gif
DerekOwnsAlll (11:25:24 PM): inside that little cricle
DerekOwnsAlll (11:25:33 PM): i did it in 4 states at once ^.^
DerekOwnsAlll (11:26:23 PM): lol
afolino11 (11:26:55 PM): thats actually classy
afolino11 (11:26:56 PM): hahahaha
afolino11 (11:27:04 PM): im impressed
afolino11 (11:27:04 PM): hahha
DerekOwnsAlll (11:27:19 PM): welll its no park bench mr ae
afolino11 (9:42:00 PM): it goes hahah
DerekOwnsAlll (9:42:03 PM): lol
afolino11 (9:42:20 PM): i'm not drunk tonight surprisingly
DerekOwnsAlll (9:42:26 PM): yet...
DerekOwnsAlll (9:42:29 PM): lol
afolino11 (9:43:04 PM): good point
afolino11 (9:43:06 PM): i might go up
DerekOwnsAlll (9:43:10 PM): lol
DerekOwnsAlll (9:43:25 PM): so whats up
afolino11 (9:44:02 PM): wow i said up instead of out i'm retarded anyways nothing much at all really
DerekOwnsAlll (9:44:08 PM): lol
afolino11 (9:44:27 PM): i'm bored right now
DerekOwnsAlll (9:44:33 PM): start drinking
DerekOwnsAlll (9:44:40 PM): lol
afolino11 (9:44:42 PM): i think i am
afolino11 (9:44:45 PM): drink with me? hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (9:44:58 PM): cyber drinking
DerekOwnsAlll (9:44:59 PM): lol
afolino11 (9:45:07 PM): hahha we're classy
DerekOwnsAlll (9:45:41 PM): www.recipetips.com/images/recipe/beverages/gin_tonic.jpg
DerekOwnsAlll (9:45:45 PM): bought u a drink
afolino11 is available (9:47:54 PM)
afolino11 (9:48:04 PM): sorry about that hahah
DerekOwnsAlll (9:48:16 PM): what was that about
afolino11 (9:49:03 PM): for you my good sir
afolino11 (9:49:04 PM): i103.photobucket.com/albums/m155/esteeaz420/vodka1.jpg
DerekOwnsAlll (9:49:19 PM): lmao
afolino11 (9:50:25 PM): drink up! haha
DerekOwnsAlll (9:50:43 PM): why cant i play in the veto
afolino11 (9:51:14 PM): hahahha cause you're derek
DerekOwnsAlll (9:51:25 PM): i ahvent won anythign lol
afolino11 (9:51:49 PM): to be honest people have been saying you're in an alliance with Lauren and Juice
DerekOwnsAlll (9:52:01 PM): people who?
afolino11 (9:52:08 PM): but i promised juice i wouldn't stop him from competing
afolino11 (9:52:35 PM): so i thought id stop him, his two counterparts and the other nominee
afolino11 (9:53:15 PM): if what i've heard is wrong, so be it
afolino11 (9:53:20 PM): i'm not gonna spread out names though
DerekOwnsAlll (9:53:24 PM): hmmm
DerekOwnsAlll (9:53:27 PM): ok
DerekOwnsAlll (9:53:34 PM): u know you coulda just asked me
DerekOwnsAlll (9:53:38 PM): everyone knows i wont lie
afolino11 (9:53:46 PM): i didn't feel like you trusted me enough
DerekOwnsAlll (9:54:03 PM): i dont trust anyone really but im still not a liar
DerekOwnsAlll (9:54:42 PM): seriously i made it thru 2 season of erines games i lied once
afolino11 (9:55:28 PM): that's good
afolino11 (9:55:32 PM): i didn't really lie in my last game
DerekOwnsAlll (9:56:33 PM): cool
afolino11 (9:56:43 PM): but it happens
afolino11 (9:56:44 PM): sorry dude
afolino11 (9:56:48 PM): it's really nothing personal
DerekOwnsAlll (9:56:49 PM): its all good
afolino11 (9:56:58 PM): you've been a cool guy to get to know and it's not like your nominated
afolino11 (9:57:17 PM): i'd just like the noms to stay the same
DerekOwnsAlll (9:57:25 PM): who do u want out
afolino11 (9:58:20 PM): either/or
afolino11 (9:58:25 PM): as long as one of them goes
afolino11 (9:58:35 PM): i haven't gotten to know rod that well though so maybe i sohuldn't form an opinion
afolino11 (10:02:08 PM): but it just seemed the best way to go right now
afolino11 (10:02:15 PM): now can we get back to drinking
DerekOwnsAlll (10:02:19 PM): yess
DerekOwnsAlll (10:02:24 PM): wanna go shot for shot?
afolino11 (10:02:36 PM): pleasee hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:03:26 PM): farm1.static.flickr.com/153/420038884_ba9fb84995.jpg
DerekOwnsAlll (10:03:30 PM): heres a set for you
afolino11 (10:03:49 PM): oh geeze haha
afolino11 (10:03:52 PM): which ones do you want
DerekOwnsAlll (10:04:05 PM): i got my own those are fo u
DerekOwnsAlll (10:04:06 PM): lol
afolino11 (10:04:17 PM): well i am going to be shitfaced in afew minutes hahaha
afolino11 (10:04:20 PM):
DerekOwnsAlll (10:04:23 PM): lulz
afolino11 (10:04:25 PM): cyber-drunk
DerekOwnsAlll (10:05:17 PM): i got a bottle of grey goose as a gift the other day
DerekOwnsAlll (10:05:51 PM): i started a new job and a coworker gave me it and said here u will need this
afolino11 (10:06:04 PM): HAHAHAHH
afolino11 (10:06:05 PM): no shit
afolino11 (10:06:07 PM): nice gift
afolino11 (10:06:09 PM): did you like it?
DerekOwnsAlll (10:06:14 PM): yup
afolino11 (10:06:25 PM): its delicious
DerekOwnsAlll (10:07:20 PM): i was like yeaaaa boi
DerekOwnsAlll (10:07:21 PM): lol
afolino11 (10:08:50 PM): i wish my co-workers got me that
afolino11 (10:08:59 PM): but then again i didnt really need it hahaha i work with coffee
afolino11 (10:09:03 PM): although i get drunk all the time anyways
DerekOwnsAlll (10:09:03 PM): lol
DerekOwnsAlll (10:09:08 PM): irish coffe
afolino11 (10:09:13 PM): hahaha
afolino11 (10:11:08 PM): so where do you st and in this game hahha
afolino11 (10:11:13 PM): you've been pretty low key since the beginning
DerekOwnsAlll (10:11:38 PM): i stand that i came in to this game and got my number one enemy ever out!
DerekOwnsAlll (10:11:41 PM): so im thrilled
DerekOwnsAlll (10:11:42 PM): lol
afolino11 (10:11:45 PM): hahaaha
afolino11 (10:11:52 PM): i dont have any enemies
DerekOwnsAlll (10:12:03 PM): bud = e vil
afolino11 (10:12:18 PM): thats what i've heard
DerekOwnsAlll (10:14:50 PM): so know im here just trying to do the best i can
afolino11 (10:15:00 PM): you'll be fine
DerekOwnsAlll (10:15:28 PM): i hope so cuz if everyone thinks im in an alliance with juice and lauren then if someone coems down im going up
afolino11 (10:15:35 PM): you sohuld be ok
DerekOwnsAlll (10:15:36 PM): laurens safe this week
afolino11 (10:16:00 PM): hannah is hannah
afolino11 (10:16:08 PM): and i ahve no idea what she's doing
DerekOwnsAlll (10:16:17 PM): u know hannah?
DerekOwnsAlll (10:16:19 PM): well?
afolino11 (10:16:25 PM): no i don't know hannah
afolino11 (10:16:31 PM): just from what i saw in her game play in season 2
DerekOwnsAlll (10:16:35 PM): lol shes random
afolino11 (10:16:38 PM): i read through the seasons quickly
DerekOwnsAlll (10:16:41 PM): i didnt like her in s2
afolino11 (10:16:55 PM): hahahhaa
DerekOwnsAlll (10:17:32 PM): i was alex in s2 and she screwed me
afolino11 (10:17:50 PM): ah
afolino11 (10:17:51 PM): well
afolino11 (10:17:56 PM): is everything ok now
afolino11 (10:18:03 PM): i didnt realize you were alex, i probably knew but forgot
DerekOwnsAlll (10:18:14 PM): but we got over it and we are great allie when we played a diff gsame together
DerekOwnsAlll (10:18:15 PM): lol
afolino11 (10:18:29 PM): thats good
DerekOwnsAlll (10:18:45 PM): how did u do in ur season?
afolino11 (10:19:03 PM): second place
DerekOwnsAlll (10:19:09 PM): ouch
afolino11 (10:19:16 PM): yeah
afolino11 (10:19:17 PM): hahahah
afolino11 (10:19:23 PM): lost to Juice, who played as Andii
DerekOwnsAlll (10:19:26 PM): lulz
DerekOwnsAlll (10:19:31 PM): bitter?
afolino11 (10:20:53 PM): me?
DerekOwnsAlll (10:21:00 PM): yeah\
afolino11 (10:21:01 PM): i dont play the bitter card
afolino11 (10:21:01 PM): hahahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:21:05 PM): i do
afolino11 (10:21:06 PM): but i mean it hurt
afolino11 (10:21:10 PM): he was my final two though
afolino11 (10:21:18 PM): so it was just a "good game, whoever wins wins"
DerekOwnsAlll (10:21:20 PM): wow gfu
DerekOwnsAlll (10:21:31 PM): wow i respect that
afolino11 (10:21:41 PM): what were we supposed to do
afolino11 (10:21:49 PM): we didn't throw each other under the bus in jury questioning
afolino11 (10:21:56 PM): we didn't call each other out
afolino11 (10:22:02 PM): we played the game and we played it together
DerekOwnsAlll (10:22:16 PM): lol me and my friend got to f2
DerekOwnsAlll (10:22:38 PM): and we said ok jury questioning is nothing personal and we went off on each other
DerekOwnsAlll (10:22:40 PM): lol
afolino11 (10:23:00 PM): hahahhaha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:23:23 PM): lol seriously it was fun
afolino11 (10:23:52 PM): hahahaha
afolino11 (10:24:01 PM): i couldn't do that hahah but i understand where you're coming from
DerekOwnsAlll (10:26:11 PM): www.pattayaroses.com/photos/JDBOTTLE.jpg
DerekOwnsAlll (10:26:13 PM): woo
DerekOwnsAlll (10:26:15 PM): lol
afolino11 (10:26:24 PM): you have got to be kidding
afolino11 (10:26:25 PM): jack daniels
afolino11 (10:26:26 PM): is
afolino11 (10:26:28 PM): THE
afolino11 (10:26:28 PM): devil
afolino11 (10:26:29 PM): hahahah
DerekOwnsAlll (10:26:33 PM): lol
afolino11 (10:26:46 PM): you want to see a completely different person, get me on that
DerekOwnsAlll (10:26:57 PM): fine ill get u something else
afolino11 (10:26:59 PM): hahahhaha
afolino11 (10:27:02 PM): naw i'll do it
afolino11 (10:27:12 PM): but i might be a dirty whore later or something hahhahahha who knows
DerekOwnsAlll (10:27:23 PM): ljplus.ru/img/k/u/kuzj/jagermeister.jpg
DerekOwnsAlll (10:27:29 PM): lmao
afolino11 (10:27:31 PM): thats better hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:28:21 PM): lol
afolino11 (10:30:14 PM): but i just bought you a prairie fire hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:31:55 PM): idk that one
afolino11 (10:32:06 PM): its disgusting
afolino11 (10:32:08 PM): and was my birthday shot
afolino11 (10:32:15 PM): dont do it unless its your bday hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:34:38 PM): ur making me curios
afolino11 (10:34:47 PM): hahahahah
afolino11 (10:34:53 PM): about drinks? hahaha
afolino11 (10:35:05 PM): get it for a friend who doesnt know about it hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:35:08 PM): abpout that drink
DerekOwnsAlll (10:35:13 PM): lmao i will
afolino11 (10:35:17 PM): try it out hahaha
afolino11 (10:35:23 PM): i mean if you dont mind tequila its not bad
afolino11 (10:35:33 PM): i like hot sauce and tequila but the two arent the greatest combo
DerekOwnsAlll (10:36:10 PM): lol
DerekOwnsAlll (10:37:33 PM): lmao
DerekOwnsAlll (10:37:38 PM): i got a friend
DerekOwnsAlll (10:37:39 PM): lol
afolino11 (10:37:53 PM): hahahah
afolino11 (10:37:58 PM): you two should go and take that shot
afolino11 (10:37:59 PM): hahaha
afolino11 (10:51:25 PM): did you guys go drink it up? hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:51:57 PM): he left
DerekOwnsAlll (10:51:59 PM): lmao
DerekOwnsAlll (10:52:03 PM): he got pissed and left
afolino11 (10:52:06 PM): ?
DerekOwnsAlll (10:52:16 PM): i gave him the shot
afolino11 (10:52:16 PM): just got mad and left hahahhaa
DerekOwnsAlll (10:52:17 PM): lmao
afolino11 (10:52:20 PM): mhm sureee
afolino11 (10:52:20 PM): hahahah
DerekOwnsAlll (10:52:50 PM): he punched me
DerekOwnsAlll (10:52:51 PM): lol
afolino11 (10:53:03 PM): mhm derek hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:53:07 PM): lol
afolino11 (10:53:14 PM): you're a geek hahaha
afolino11 (10:53:25 PM): and i defintiely actually poure myself one strong ass drink
DerekOwnsAlll (10:53:26 PM): lol soo not
afolino11 (10:53:31 PM): you so are
afolino11 (10:53:31 PM): !
afolino11 (10:53:32 PM): hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:53:36 PM): no
afolino11 (10:53:39 PM): mhm
afolino11 (10:53:39 PM): hahahaha
afolino11 (10:53:56 PM): i'll win this battle hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:54:07 PM): lol u so wont i could soo outdrink u
afolino11 (10:54:12 PM): bulllll
afolino11 (10:54:13 PM): hahahaha
afolino11 (10:54:29 PM): i call bullshit onyou my friend haha
afolino11 (10:54:31 PM): man up and show me hahhaa
DerekOwnsAlll (10:54:47 PM): lets do it
afolino11 (10:54:54 PM): all right hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:55:03 PM): im in ny where u at
afolino11 (10:55:06 PM): come to canada, i'll show you real drinking
afolino11 (10:55:12 PM): where in ny?
afolino11 (10:55:15 PM): like nyc?
DerekOwnsAlll (10:55:17 PM): staten island
DerekOwnsAlll (10:55:18 PM): yeah
afolino11 (10:55:24 PM): mm, i'm near toronto
DerekOwnsAlll (10:55:32 PM): ill mee u half way
afolino11 (10:55:40 PM): sounds good
DerekOwnsAlll (10:55:46 PM): lol when we leaving?
afolino11 (10:55:53 PM): tomorrow at noon hahahah
afolino11 (10:55:53 PM):
DerekOwnsAlll (10:56:00 PM): ill be there
DerekOwnsAlll (10:56:01 PM): lmao
afolino11 (10:56:12 PM): perfect hahha
afolino11 (10:56:26 PM): bring some of your pastries
afolino11 (10:56:27 PM): etc
afolino11 (10:56:28 PM): ahhahha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:56:48 PM): lets see where can we go where they hate canadians as much as new yorkers
afolino11 (10:56:54 PM): hahhaha
afolino11 (10:56:55 PM): no where
afolino11 (10:56:55 PM):
DerekOwnsAlll (10:56:58 PM): BOSTON!
DerekOwnsAlll (10:56:59 PM): lol
afolino11 (10:57:03 PM): hahahhaa
afolino11 (10:57:18 PM): boston loves us hahhahaa
DerekOwnsAlll (10:57:38 PM): lol no one loves you
DerekOwnsAlll (10:57:39 PM): lol
afolino11 (10:57:47 PM): ooo you just busted tthat out
afolino11 (10:57:49 PM): i see how it is
afolino11 (10:57:53 PM): youre just jealous hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:58:13 PM): just stay OOT of america
DerekOwnsAlll (10:58:14 PM): lmao
afolino11 (10:58:22 PM): really eh haha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:58:34 PM): whats that ABOOT
afolino11 (10:58:38 PM):
afolino11 (10:58:39 PM): you would
afolino11 (10:58:43 PM): you yankeeee hahhaha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:58:49 PM): lol
afolino11 (10:58:51 PM): wwe dont say it like that hahahha
afolino11 (10:58:59 PM): the only thing i say that is extremely canadian is eh
DerekOwnsAlll (10:59:07 PM): do u have ur polar bear liscense yet?
afolino11 (10:59:13 PM):
afolino11 (10:59:21 PM): hahaha
afolino11 (10:59:25 PM): i don't even know what to say to you hahaha
afolino11 (10:59:37 PM): i don't want to diss the entire population of the game hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (10:59:40 PM): lol i got a few canada joke form another friend of mine
DerekOwnsAlll (10:59:48 PM): lol
afolino11 (10:59:50 PM): mhm
afolino11 (10:59:52 PM): another friend eh
afolino11 (10:59:55 PM): who are these imaginary guys hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (11:00:07 PM): lol
afolino11 (11:00:15 PM): mhm thats right
afolino11 (11:00:16 PM): i win
afolino11 (11:00:16 PM): hahahah
DerekOwnsAlll (11:00:40 PM): w/e at least i have more teeth then fingers
DerekOwnsAlll (11:00:48 PM): i WIN
afolino11 (11:01:09 PM): yea not much i can say to that
afolino11 (11:01:13 PM): i personally have a full set of teeth hahah
DerekOwnsAlll (11:01:16 PM): lol
afolino11 (11:01:20 PM): and a nice set at that
afolino11 (11:01:44 PM): hahaha
afolino11 (11:01:45 PM):
DerekOwnsAlll (11:02:11 PM): lol
afolino11 (11:02:38 PM): that pic isnt actually you right?
DerekOwnsAlll (11:02:56 PM): no is ur u?
afolino11 (11:03:01 PM): yes sir haha
DerekOwnsAlll (11:03:18 PM): lol ae?
DerekOwnsAlll (11:03:20 PM): really
afolino11 (11:03:32 PM): american eagle, yes shut up hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (11:03:45 PM): have u met charlie
DerekOwnsAlll (11:03:46 PM): lol
afolino11 (11:03:51 PM): have i met charlie?
afolino11 (11:03:53 PM): no
afolino11 (11:03:54 PM): hahaha
afolino11 (11:03:58 PM): i might'v emissed the joke
afolino11 (11:03:59 PM): hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (11:04:04 PM): his aim is aeboi
DerekOwnsAlll (11:04:05 PM): lol
afolino11 (11:04:08 PM): oh no hahaha
afolino11 (11:04:12 PM): i haven't been around much hahah
afolino11 (11:04:27 PM): in this gaming world
DerekOwnsAlll (11:04:35 PM): lol
DerekOwnsAlll (11:04:44 PM): well im gonna tell u all my canadian jokes
DerekOwnsAlll (11:04:45 PM): lol
DerekOwnsAlll (11:04:48 PM): Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to
pass a tractor on the highway.
afolino11 (11:04:59 PM): those sound like southern us jokes to me
afolino11 (11:05:00 PM): hahahaha
afolino11 (11:05:04 PM): but continue
afolino11 (11:05:07 PM): copying and pasting
afolino11 (11:05:08 PM): hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (11:05:26 PM): Vacation" means going to Moncton for the weekend.
DerekOwnsAlll (11:05:43 PM): You measure distance in hours
afolino11 (11:05:59 PM): mhm
DerekOwnsAlll (11:06:00 PM): You know several people who have hit a deer.
afolino11 (11:06:01 PM): sure
afolino11 (11:06:05 PM): hahha thats funny
afolino11 (11:06:06 PM): cause i do
afolino11 (11:06:07 PM): haahaa
DerekOwnsAlll (11:06:11 PM): You often switchfrom "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
afolino11 (11:06:18 PM): oh shut up hahaha
afolino11 (11:06:20 PM): thats not our faulty
afolino11 (11:06:21 PM): aaah
DerekOwnsAlll (11:06:31 PM): You use a down filled comforter in the summer.
afolino11 (11:06:44 PM):
DerekOwnsAlll (11:06:45 PM): Your Grandparents drive 100 kmthrough 13 feet of snow during raging blizzard without flinching.
DerekOwnsAlll (11:07:27 PM): You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
DerekOwnsAlll (11:07:40 PM): You install security lights on both your house and garage and goand leave both unlocked.
afolino11 (11:07:40 PM): hahaha
afolino11 (11:07:43 PM): are you done yet
hahhahahaaafolino11 (11:07:49 PM): loser hahhaha
afolino11 (11:08:00 PM): we are very trusting people haha
DerekOwnsAlll (11:08:06 PM): You think of the major food groups as: Meat, Fish and Tim Hortons.
afolino11 (11:08:28 PM): i so work at Tim Hortons
afolino11 (11:08:30 PM): thats hilarious
DerekOwnsAlll (11:08:36 PM): lmao
DerekOwnsAlll (11:08:40 PM): You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them.
afolino11 (11:08:48 PM): everyone should
afolino11 (11:08:48 PM): hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (11:08:54 PM): There are seven empty cars running in the parking lot of the Canadian Tirestore at any given time.
afolino11 (11:09:13 PM): lol
DerekOwnsAlll (11:09:15 PM): You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
DerekOwnsAlll (11:09:33 PM): Driving is better in thewinter because the potholes are filled with snow.
DerekOwnsAlll (11:09:44 PM): Your lingerie consists of tube socks and flannel pajamas.
DerekOwnsAlll (11:10:04 PM): You know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter and Construction.
afolino11 (11:10:19 PM): we're fighting
afolino11 (11:10:20 PM): hahahah
DerekOwnsAlll (11:10:26 PM): It takes three hours to go to the store for one item, even when you're in a hurry because you have to stop and
talk to everybody in town.
DerekOwnsAlll (11:10:42 PM): You actually understand these jokes
DerekOwnsAlll (11:10:46 PM): lol
afolino11 (11:10:51 PM): mhm
afolino11 (11:10:53 PM): derek
afolino11 (11:10:56 PM): we are no longer friends
afolino11 (11:10:56 PM): hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (11:11:00 PM): lol
afolino11 (11:11:17 PM): you laugh now hahaha
afolino11 (11:11:43 PM): but when i outdrink you and then knock you to your feet
afolino11 (11:11:46 PM): you better watch out hahha
DerekOwnsAlll (11:12:04 PM): Hah u wont even remember buddy
afolino11 (11:12:09 PM): i so will hahahah
afolino11 (11:12:22 PM): i'm not even drunk
afolino11 (11:12:23 PM): hahhaa
DerekOwnsAlll (11:12:46 PM): You know you're from Staten Island when wifebeater tank tops are a staple in your wardrobe.
You know you're from Staten Island when you used to wear parachute pants & Sweet Orr's to school everyday.
You know you're from Staten Island when you refer to Manhatten as "the city".
You know you're from Staten Island when you're used to the 2 hour commute time to "the city".
You know you're from Staten Island when you prefer not to take off your shoes while walking on the beach
DerekOwnsAlll (11:12:51 PM): those are my diggs
DerekOwnsAlll (11:12:52 PM): lol
afolino11 (11:13:12 PM): hhahha
afolino11 (11:13:20 PM): those are like minisucle compared to mine hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (11:13:25 PM): You know you're from Staten Island when you attended an out of city college because you promised yourself you would leave Staten Island after you graduated High School.
You know you're from Staten Island when you know where all the red light cameras are hidden in the Island.
You know you're from Staten Island when you find parking in other NYC boroughs extremely difficult.
You know you're from Staten Island when there is only one shopping mall you know of... and it's called "the Mall".
You know you're from Staten Island when you can name the entire food court in the Mall from left to right.
You know you're from Staten Island when you will wait on line for 45 minutes just for a Ralph's Ice in the summertime.
DerekOwnsAlll (11:13:55 PM): You know you're from Staten Island when you know the difference between Richmond Rd., Richmond Ave., and Richmond Terrace.
You know you're from Staten Island when doing your hair in the morning took longer than your commute time to school.
You know you're from Staten Island when you used to hang out in the schoolyard at night smoking white owl blunts and drinking 40's with your buddies because there was never anywhere to go.
You know you're from Staten Island when on nights you weren't hanging out in the schoolyard, you were hanging out in front of 7-11 or in the Pathmark parking lot smoking blunts & drinking 40's with your buddies.
You know you're from Staten Island when you would usually end up at a diner or Country Donuts after hanging out every night.
You know you're from Staten Island when a Japanese Hibachi house named after a Korean folk song and cooked by Chinese chefs is what you call authentic Japanese cuisine. (yeah, I know we all look the same.)
DerekOwnsAlll (11:14:21 PM): You know you're from Staten Island when you've gone sledding at Latourette Golf Course during the winter.
You know you're from Staten Island when at least one of your relatives or in-law's is fluent in Italian.
You know you're from Staten Island when you do most of your food shopping at the corner deli.
You know you're from Staten Island when you or someone you know has a tribal band or some sort of tibal art tattooed on their body, and doesn’t know what it means. It just looks cool.
You know you're from Staten Island when someone you know has a lifetime membership to Tanning Loft.
You know you're from Staten Island when everyone you know claims to be "connected".
You know you're from Staten Island when you still blast TKA & Noel in your car while driving.
You know you're from Staten Island when you have at some point owned an Iroc-Z Camaro or a Mustang 5.0.
(rollin' in my 5.0)
DerekOwnsAlll (11:14:40 PM): You know you're from Staten Island when grades 6-8 are called "Intermediate School" (e.g., IS 61), not middle school or junior high.
You know you're from Staten Island when you refer to every highway on the Island as "The Expressway".
You know you're from Staten Island when you've snuck onto the Wagner College campus parking lot with your gf/bf to make out. (*cough* never! *cough*)
You know you're from Staten Island when you've been cut off by a ghetto modded Honda Civic with badly distorted booming bass rattling its trunk lid.
Sweet! All that's missing are the "No Fear" stickers & you just been pimped playa!
DerekOwnsAlll (11:15:00 PM): You know you're from Staten Island when you have chased someone down in your car for cutting you off just to give them the finger.
You know you're from Staten Island when a new development of townhouses has recently sprung up in your neighborhood.
You know you're from Staten Island when the shocks in your car are pretty much shot.
You know you're from Staten Island when you feel the strange urge to look at the people in the car next to you when stopped at a red light to see if it's someone you know.
You know you're from Staten Island when you've rarely driven South past exit 7 on the New Jersey Turnpike.
You know you're from Staten Island when your idea of paradise is the Jersey Shore.
You know you're from Staten Island when "Fuggetabodit", "Git the **** atta here!" & "Ish right here, arright?" are all parts of your daily vernacular. (*grabs crotch*)
You know you're from Staten Island when you refer to your hometown as "Shao-Lin".
afolino11 (11:15:21 PM): hahhaha
afolino11 (11:15:23 PM): did you do this one
afolino11 (11:15:23 PM): You know you're from Staten Island when you've snuck onto the Wagner College campus parking lot with your gf/bf to make out. (*cough* never! *cough*)
afolino11 (11:15:24 PM): lmfao
DerekOwnsAlll (11:15:30 PM): lol.
afolino11 (11:15:37 PM): you so did hhhahaha
afolino11 (11:15:41 PM): classy
just kiddingafolino11 (11:16:10 PM): i've done much worst
DerekOwnsAlll (11:16:23 PM): lol meee too
afolino11 (11:16:34 PM): HAHHAHA
DerekOwnsAlll (11:16:57 PM): lets see mr AE it was prb with a boy right
DerekOwnsAlll (11:16:58 PM): lol
afolino11 (11:17:45 PM): once hahaha never again though haha and it was a make out to see girls kiss hahahha
DerekOwnsAlll (11:17:57 PM): lol
afolino11 (11:18:02 PM): i'm classy hahhaaha
afolino11 (11:18:10 PM): and yours ....? hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (11:18:26 PM): some girl took my bacvk to "her house"
DerekOwnsAlll (11:18:37 PM): we did it in her pool
DerekOwnsAlll (11:18:55 PM): and then some people came out and it wasnt her pool/house/ anything
DerekOwnsAlll (11:19:03 PM): she even gave me a fake name
afolino11 (11:19:08 PM): hahahahhaha
afolino11 (11:19:13 PM): that's a class act
DerekOwnsAlll (11:19:22 PM): yes it is
DerekOwnsAlll (11:19:23 PM): lol
afolino11 (11:19:37 PM): hahahhaha
afolino11 (11:19:51 PM): my friends and i actually just went pool hopping the other day
afolino11 (11:19:53 PM): didnt get caught htough
DerekOwnsAlll (11:20:02 PM): it no fun unless u get caught
DerekOwnsAlll (11:20:03 PM): lol
afolino11 (11:20:06 PM): hahhahhahhaha
afolino11 (11:20:08 PM): well
afolino11 (11:20:12 PM): i would tend to disagree hahahhaa
afolino11 (11:20:32 PM): because
DerekOwnsAlll (11:20:36 PM): ehhh?
afolino11 (11:20:40 PM): i didnt want to get caught hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (11:20:51 PM): its more fun
DerekOwnsAlll (11:20:52 PM): lol
afolino11 (11:20:56 PM): i'm sure you called me ae boy
afolino11 (11:20:59 PM): you fucker hahahah
DerekOwnsAlll (11:21:11 PM): tlol that was awhile ago
afolino11 (11:21:15 PM): i know
afolino11 (11:21:21 PM): it just clicked though hahahha
DerekOwnsAlll (11:22:04 PM): lol late much
afolino11 (11:22:22 PM): i have a style hahahha mister i sleep with random girls in random pools hhahah
DerekOwnsAlll (11:23:04 PM): lol
DerekOwnsAlll (11:23:18 PM): have u ever done it in a pool?
afolino11 (11:23:26 PM): no i have not hahah
DerekOwnsAlll (11:23:32 PM): then u dont know shit
DerekOwnsAlll (11:23:33 PM): lol
afolino11 (11:23:34 PM): so i cannot say much to that
afolino11 (11:23:34 PM): hahahah
DerekOwnsAlll (11:23:54 PM): wierdest place?
afolino11 (11:24:16 PM): maybe not weirdest but on a park bench beside a playground
afolino11 (11:24:19 PM): i feel horrible
afolino11 (11:24:19 PM): hahaha
DerekOwnsAlll (11:24:23 PM): lol
DerekOwnsAlll (11:24:50 PM): my absolute weirdest wasnt in the pool though
afolino11 (11:24:59 PM): do i even want to know
afolino11 (11:25:00 PM): hahahah
DerekOwnsAlll (11:25:17 PM): www.worldatlas.com/aatlas/infopage/fourcorners.gif
DerekOwnsAlll (11:25:24 PM): inside that little cricle
DerekOwnsAlll (11:25:33 PM): i did it in 4 states at once ^.^
DerekOwnsAlll (11:26:23 PM): lol
afolino11 (11:26:55 PM): thats actually classy
afolino11 (11:26:56 PM): hahahaha
afolino11 (11:27:04 PM): im impressed
afolino11 (11:27:04 PM): hahha
DerekOwnsAlll (11:27:19 PM): welll its no park bench mr ae